I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
。・゚・゚ʕ゚>ᴥ<ʔ・゚・。
sometimes i only shave one leg so i lie down it feels like i’m laying next to a man
this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on the internet
(via allthe-kingsmen)
being the ugly friend really sucks oh my god but at least i know i’m making people feel better about themselves
(via unspoken-confusion)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
(via unspoken-confusion)