I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
(via superpsychtime)
if i had a nipple for every time i drank fruit punch that’d be weird
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dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
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The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
(Source: theangelgabrieldidmyhair, via xmayb)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(Source: stevebrule, via penguinsarepeopletoo)
shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney
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